Spicy Little Curses Quotes

“It must be such a relief to be so unburdened by logic.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“Cut me some slack! This is the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to me. Which is saying something, considering I once accidentally joined a cult because they had really good tacos.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“Even without turning to look, I knew he was right there. Seething, overprotective, and wanting desperately to pick me up and carry me outside over his shoulder to safety, but there.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“It figured I’d fall for a witch. My taste in women always ran toward the feral ones.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“A new line of ink, bold, fresh, and burning white-hot like a brand, had appeared on the inside of my wrist. It was her name. And I knew without a doubt that this woman who walked out of my dreams and into my shop on a rainy October night was always meant to show up. Because, somehow, she was part of the curse too.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“If there’s one thing I really hate, it’s when someone underestimates my intelligence. Especially when that someone is male and inconveniently hot.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“You don’t know me”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“Unfortunately”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“I’d kill to protect her.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“there’s one thing I really hate, it’s when someone underestimates my intelligence. Especially when that someone is male and inconveniently hot.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“Had I once . . . loved him? Or maybe I had indigestion, which would make much more sense.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“It must be such a relief to be so unburdened by logic.” “That’s the most passive-aggressive thing I’ve ever heard.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“I ignored him. Men got so emotional when they couldn’t be in control of everything.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“A twinge of fondness for him made me momentarily misty eyed. The big lug was actually growing on me. Like fungus, only more annoying.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“She was making me smile? This was a fucking disaster. I had to get rid of her. Now.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“She waved a hand in the air dismissively. “I’m obsessed with tacos.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“He looked me up and down with narrowed eyes, taking a careful inventory of my appearance. It felt distinctly hostile, which was odd. Usually people didn’t get aggravated until they got to know me better. “You lost?”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“Unless you’re talking about the ungodly amount of carnitas platters I’ve murdered in my lifetime, because if we’re counting those, I’m a serial killer.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“titty.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“What’s with the drunk goats? You spend a lot of time around alcoholic farm animals?”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“I felt like a starving man. Like I had no choice. Hell, maybe I didn’t. Because the second my mouth claimed hers, it seemed inevitable, as if it had been written in the stars long before we met. It felt like fate . . . and fuck, did that feel good.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“This is the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to me. Which is saying something, considering I once accidentally joined a cult because they had really good tacos.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“What you’re asking for, smart-ass, is a spanking.” A jolt of lust rocked my body. Wide-eyed and breathless, my heart pounding, I stared at him. Spanking? Yes, that sounded like an excellent idea.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“Oh, except for the fun fact that any woman who fell in love with a Rousseau man was doomed to a tragic death. So that was perfect. Nothing says “great idea” like falling for a man who might be my own personal grim reaper.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“It’s a time-tested truth that the best-looking men are always the absolute worst.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“Unfortunately, I’m a sucker for the tall, dark, and devilish type. The more red flags and pitchforks they’re waving, the better.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“The only thing worse than a smart-ass woman was a smart-ass woman who was right.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“You don’t know me, but I’m as stubborn as a drunk goat on a narrow bridge.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“She tasted like sweet dreams and bad decisions. And I was already in too deep.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses

“You’re nothing but a pip-squeak with a big mouth and a bad attitude, like a Chihuahua.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Spicy Little Curses