My Brother, My Rival Quotes

“Because I don’t trusss you,” Margarita cried. “Playa! Playa! Playa!”
― Eve Rabi, My Brother, My Rival - All out of Love

“I pay all his a-biiiiills, I buy him all his a-clothes, I pay for his a-college, I buy him smart-a-phone, I even buy all his a-underpanzzz, and he want to fark you? Huh? Ugly girl like you?”
― Eve Rabi, My Brother, My Rival - All out of Love

“will stab you, biiiiitch!” Margarita’s voice!”
― Eve Rabi, My Brother, My Rival - All out of Love

“As I went down, tweety bird and all her hombres danced around me.”
― Eve Rabi, My Brother, My Rival - All out of Love

“You look like shit,” Jenna said. “You haven’t shaved, your hair looks like you styled it using a hair-for-the-homeless kit, and you look close to tears, you big baby.”
― Eve Rabi, My Brother, My Rival - All out of Love