The Housewife Quotes

“And anyway, revenge is like honey: it doesn’t matter how long you leave it, it never goes bad.”
― Natalie Barelli, The Housewife

“Nobody likes you, Joanne. Do you know why?” I shake my head. “Neither do I. But nobody does. Not even God.” Then she straightens and walks away, laughing.”
― Natalie Barelli, The Housewife

“I remember reading somewhere that people who say they slept like a baby obviously never had one.”
― Natalie Barelli, The Housewife

“revenge is like honey: it doesn’t matter how long you leave it”
― Natalie Barelli, The Housewife

“laugh. “Imagine that! A serial killer getting picked up by a⁠—”
― Natalie Barelli, The Housewife