Secrets of the Book Quotes

“If he was looking for sympathy, he would have to find it in the dictionary.”
― Erin Fry, Secrets of the Book

“I didn’t trust her as far as I could throw her.”
― Erin Fry, Secrets of the Book

“He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have.”
― Erin Fry, Secrets of the Book

“she couldn’t drag me to yoga class with her. Do you know what happens when seventy- and eighty-year-old women try to do yoga poses? I’ll tell you what happens: They fart. Repeatedly. And somehow, through this session of twisted old bodies and passing gas, I was supposed to NOT LAUGH.”
― Erin Fry, Secrets of the Book

“But then he started going on and on about this incredibly cool book he’d picked up back in 1943 when he was stationed at an air base in North Africa.”
― Erin Fry, Secrets of the Book

“No one knew Greek mythology like my friend. He was no doubt running through the entire story in his head. How Prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to man. And Zeus decided to punish Prometheus by making a clay figure of a smokin’ hot chick which he then brought to life. The gods gave that lady, Pandora, all sorts of gifts like beauty, charm, wit, and curiosity. Then Zeus gave her a box, told her she was never to open it, and told Prometheus he could have this drop-dead gorgeous girl as a wife. Prometheus wasn’t stupid; he knew it was a trick and said, “No way.” Zeus got ticked off and punished Prometheus by chaining him to a rock and then let a vulture chow down on him. Prometheus’s brother married Pandora, and the couple settled down for a happy life. But Pandora always wondered what was in the box Zeus gave her. Finally her curiosity won out. She opened the box, and out flew hate, anger, sickness, poverty, and every bad thing in the world. She slammed the lid down and managed to trap one final thing in the box: hope. So today, even when the going gets tough, every human still has hope. No”
― Erin Fry, Secrets of the Book

“I was hoping I was somewhere between Jet Li and Nick Fury on the kick-butt scale. “Who”
― Erin Fry, Secrets of the Book