The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins Quotes

“—Everybody talks about being a writer, angel. If every novel conceived on a bar stool made it into print, there would not be one tree left standing on God’s green Earth.”
― Irvine Welsh, The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins: A Novel

“Without this kickstart to my day, I'd be lost. A day without a morning run is a day you fumble through, rather than one you attack.”
― Irvine Welsh, The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

“Everybody talks about being a writer, angel. If every novel conceived on a bar stool made it into print, there wood not be one tree left standing on God's green Earth.”
― Irvine Welsh, The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

“I'm not down with guns. Jails and morgues are full of feeble clowns who thought that carrying a firearm would compel folks to take them seriously.”
― Irvine Welsh, The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

“some people are just not cut out for hostage-taking”
― Irvine Welsh, The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

“I tell her all about the television bullshit. — Media assholes. They have no goddamn balls and no enthusiasm, unless it comes to cheerleading some Bible-belt, needle-dicked fascist!”
― Irvine Welsh, The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

“Everybody talks about being a writer, angel. If every novel conceived on a bar stool made it into print, there would not be one tree left standing on God’s green Earth.”
― Irvine Welsh, The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

“If you aren’t put on this Earth to subtly make your mother’s life one suffering hell, then what the fuck is the point of human existence?”
― Irvine Welsh, The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

“Terrorism: killing innocent Americans

Gun control: killing innocent Americans who can’t protect themselves

Higher taxes for the super-rich instead of bailouts: killing innocent Americans

Not killing Arabs: killing innocent Americans

Abortion: killing innocent Americans (before they’re born)

Gay marriage: sodomizing, then killing, innocent Americans.”
― Irvine Welsh, The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

“Jails and morgues are full of feeble clowns who thought that carrying a firearm would compel folks to take them seriously.”
― Irvine Welsh, The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

“Even for Terminator 2, perennially in my DVD player, which is the finest film ever fucking made, and one of the best feminist movies of all time.”
― Irvine Welsh, The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

“если кто‑то опаздывает на встречу, значит он 1) некомпетентный мудак (62 %), 2) пытается занять сильную позицию (31 %) и крайне редко 3) тушит где‑то пожар (7 %)”
― Irvine Welsh, The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

“Sin embargo, los fotógrafos no representaban el auténtico fondo del barril –ese honor recaía sobre los alumnos de comunicación visual y diseño gráfico (¿por qué pagaría alguien tanto dinero para obtener una licenciatura en diseño gráfico?)–, aunque les faltaba bien poquito. Y Jerry no era un tipo de la categoría fondo del barril.”
― Irvine Welsh, La vida sexual de las gemelas siamesas

“Все говорят, что хотят быть писателями, ангел мой. Если бы все романы, задуманные у барной стойки, были напечатаны, на планете не осталось бы ни одного живого дерева. Нет,”
― Ирвин Уэлш, Сексуальная жизнь сиамских близнецов

“В СоБи все вообще как бы модели, как бы фотографы или вот как бы художники. Официантка,”
― Ирвин Уэлш, Сексуальная жизнь сиамских близнецов