Hatchet Job Quotes

“Far from being a pack of baying butchers,critics sometimes have a perverse habit of tending to the sick and wounded on the cinematic field of battle, rushing in where angels fear to tread, even when the patient is clearly without a pulse.”
― Mark Kermode, Hatchet Job: Love Movies, Hate Critics

“The audience cheered. I died a little inside. The rest is history.”
― Mark Kermode, Hatchet Job: Love Movies, Hate Critics

“(Incidentally, Allen reportedly delivered one of the most damning verdicts on Batman & Robin when Schumacher, who had worked with Woody on great films like Love and Death, called him to bemoan the awful reviews. ‘They’re saying I’ve made the worst film ever,’ cried Joel, to which Allen sympathetically responded, ‘Making the worst film ever would actually be an achievement – you haven’t even done that.’ Who says critics are mean?)”
― Mark Kermode, Hatchet Job: Love Movies, Hate Critics

“my admittedly peculiar life.”
― Mark Kermode, Hatchet Job: Love Movies, Hate Critics