Rocks Quotes

“Do you always curse in Danish?” he asked.
She shook her head and flashed him a smile. “No,” she replied. “I can curse in seventeen languages - and I can tell you to fuck me in twenty-four.”
― M.J. Lawless, Rocks

“I don’t fecking believe it,” Uncle Coilin grumbled. “I could put up with the French, the Italians, the Americans, the Chinese, the Russians.” He continued a list that seemed to take several minutes to complete before concluding: “but I never thought you’d end up with a fecking Englishman.”
Hayden stared at Karla open-mouthed. “Is there any nationality you haven’t slept with?”
She mused for a few moments. “No-one from Tibet.”
“You have some prejudice against Tibetans?”
She shook her head. “No. I’ve just never met the right one. Yet.” A grin slowly spread across her face. “Mind you, I bet the Dalai Lama would be awesome.”
“I don’t think he has sex.”
Waving her hand, she looked at Hayden with mild contempt as Coilin sank his head into his hand. “That’s just marketing and PR bullshit,” she explained breezily. “I bet you, he’d be fantastic in the sack. I mean, it wouldn’t be like shagging the Pope - you know, all kinky shit and getting me to dress up as a young girl. No, he’d be a Tantric master. He’d keep me in a state of orgasm for hours.”
Hayden sighed. “I don’t know which is worse: your perverse grasp of theology or the fact you fantasise about sex with the world’s religious leaders.”
“It’s the only way to bring us together in peace and harmony,” she replied, smiling sweetly.”
― M.J. Lawless, Rocks

“Wow! I thought the other two times were fantastic, but that definitely went up to eleven. Mind you, I’ve never had sex just after someone’s tried to kill me, so it’s probably just hormones and adrenaline and stuff. So don’t get any ideas about bragging to your partners in crime.”
“Partners in crime? Do you think I run some sort of bloody consortium here?”
Karla’s eyes glazed over at the thought and for a second she stumbled against the side of the boat, gripping the rail tightly.
“If they were all like you, perhaps I just might have to submit myself for inspection,” she replied with a faint smile.”
― M.J. Lawless, Rocks

“I was monoconjugal until I met you. I made it a point of honour to only have sex with a man once.”
― M.J. Lawless, Rocks

“Karla wasn’t the religious type, but with certain men she was willing to get down on her knees and pray.”
― M.J. Lawless, Rocks

“When first I met you, you were naked and strapped down to your bed, so I don’t think you are in any position to convince us of your intellectual abilities.”
― M.J. Lawless, Rocks

“Great— just what he needed, to discover that he had a submissive streak at the moment of his possible impending death.”
― M.J. Lawless, Rocks

“And I’ll help you get clean,” he replied. “Just after I’ve made you dirty all over again.”
― M.J. Lawless, Rocks