Wicked Irish Quotes

“The full Irish breakfast - cereal, juice, bread, butter, jam, eggs, sausage, bacon and blood pudding - was invented by people who worked hard outdoors for up to sixteen hours a day in all kinds of weather. They had to eat huge amounts of high-calories in order to die young and get some rest.”
― Howard Tomb, Wicked Irish

“8000 B.C.: Mistaking Irish Channel for heavy fog, Scottish shepherds wander into Ireland. They miss their sheep and go home, but memory lingers for hours.”
― Howard Tomb, Wicked Irish

“Safe driving depends on good habits and instincts, since you don't have time to think in emergencies. That's why life is so dangerous on the left side of the road: the habits you've nurtured for as long as you've been driving are suddenly wrong. A simple right turn could be murder.”
― Howard Tomb, Wicked Irish

“Wherever it's spoken, Gaelic sounds like a combination of Swedish and Hebrew.”
― Howard Tomb, Wicked Irish