Certified Pressure Quotes

“Nobody had to tell me. I figured if I’m gon’ be summoned like a genie, I might as well make myself at home.”
― Sha Jones, Certified Pressure: An Arranged Marriage, Unhinged

“Toni turned slow and narrowed her eyes. “Anyway… I’m not about to keep arguin’ with no hoe that got eczema on her hairline.”
― Sha Jones, Certified Pressure: An Arranged Marriage, Unhinged

“Y’all have a good night,” I said, pattin’ Donovan’s shoulder. “And if I see a ‘save the date’ floatin’ around again, I’m savin’ a bullet just for you.”
― Sha Jones, Certified Pressure: An Arranged Marriage, Unhinged