Dreaming of a Cowboy Christmas Quotes

“My luggage holds the full holiday collection from Twisted Temptations—the biggest online adult shop in the country. With glittery dildos, vibrators, and candy cane-striped butt plugs, one might assume I’m off to an X-rated party at the North Pole instead of a solo Christmas trip in Arizona. The agent clears his throat when I don’t respond. “Well?” “Uh… they’re for work,” I say with the most innocent smile I can muster. Anything to speed this interrogation along before someone decides to livestream and I’m trending on TikTok as #GlitterDildoGirl. The agent arches a brow. “I see. And what kind of work is that?”
― Ann Einerson, Dreaming of a Cowboy Christmas

“I quickly fell for a grumpy cowboy almost twice my age. Some might call it reckless”
― Ann Einerson, Dreaming of a Cowboy Christmas

“For the past couple of days”
― Ann Einerson, Dreaming of a Cowboy Christmas

“extend my hand with a smile. “I’m Noelle. And yes, the reason is as cliché as it sounds. My mom loves Christmas and wanted holiday magic year-round. Funny enough, it’s my favorite holiday too, so I can’t complain.” There I go oversharing with a stranger again. He looks at my hand but doesn’t make a move to shake it. “Cute. You always this chatty with people you’ve just met?”
― Ann Einerson, Dreaming of a Cowboy Christmas

“it’s hard to see the silver lining when I’m shivering on a mountain road, miles away from civilization, dealing with a cowboy who probably has the Grinch on speed dial.”
― Ann Einerson, Dreaming of a Cowboy Christmas

“Unless there’s some other one-bedroom cabin in this area identical to this one—which I know there isn’t—it’s obvious you’ve been conned,” the cowboy says, his voice devoid of sympathy.”
― Ann Einerson, Dreaming of a Cowboy Christmas

“Is there a reason you have two ten-inch dildos in your carry-on?” the TSA agent asks, holding one up with his gloved hand as if it’s evidence of a crime.”
― Ann Einerson, Dreaming of a Cowboy Christmas