The Open Era Quotes

“There’s comfort in being with the person you’re obsessed with, not worrying about where they are, what they’re doing—because they’re with you, and they want to be.”
― Edward Schmit, The Open Era

“You have, like, fifty thousand followers now. When I checked the other day, it was five. How can I grow my account like you?”
“Just…be gay, I guess.”
― Edward Schmit, The Open Era

“Roasting me already. Deserving. And also…hot? I laugh as I thumb through the titles in my head. Most of them are pretty gay. I’m not sure The Song of Achilles would be my first choice for a straight man who hasn’t picked up a book in years. “You can’t meet them tonight. They’re sleeping,” I say.”
― Edward Schmit, The Open Era

“I’ve…been known to shred some rubber as Princess Peach,” I say, and instantly want to die. My trusty yeh would have been fine here, but I had to get fancy.”
― Edward Schmit, The Open Era

“Another awkward moment. More nodding. A bunch of bobbleheads over here.”
― Edward Schmit, The Open Era

“yeh, I reply. Me and my favorite word again.”
― Edward Schmit, The Open Era

“I don’t want to make history. I just want to play tennis. I just want to win.”
― Edward Schmit, The Open Era