Fabulous Bodies Quotes

“Who the fuck am I supposed to call? What public service could even begin to help me out of this mess? The police are already here. They're right outside, briskly stiffening as the rigor mortis sets in.”
― Chuck Tingle, Fabulous Bodies

“I'm just deeply annoyed that I might get blood and brain splattered across my shirt.”
― Chuck Tingle, Fabulous Bodies

“I've never actually witnessed a brutal death like this, never been up close to see the light leave someone's eyes.”
― Chuck Tingle, Fabulous Bodies