Fabulous Bodies Quotes

“Fame is a funny thing. We all have these people we look up to, larger-than-life celebrities who guide us along like lighthouses in the raging storm of life. Their art is there for us when nobody else is. Sometimes, it raises us. Then, one day, we learn something terrible. We learn these people we admire are not at all who they seemed to be, and suddenly we’re left with this strange hollowness. Their artwork changes, mutating into some brand-new experience whether we want it to or not.”
― Chuck Tingle, Fabulous Bodies

“WHAT IF DEATH JUST MEANS OUR SENTIENCE DISCONNECTS FROM OUR BODY BUT STAYS AWARE, FLOATING THROUGH THE VOID UNTIL INSANITY SLOWLY CREEPS ITS WAY IN AND DESTROYS OUR MIND FROM THE INSIDE OUT?”
― Chuck Tingle, Fabulous Bodies

“Money is malleable, a shape-shifting unit of value. It can be physically manifested in glorious pale green stacks, or a bag of gold coins, or pixelated digits on a screen-if that's your preference.
To some folks, that value represents a luxury sports car; to others it's a night with a roof over their heads. Sometimes it's a new kitten, or a croissant, or a Fortune 500 tech start-up buyout.
It's anything you need it to be.”
― Chuck Tingle, Fabulous Bodies

“Even in this humbled state, tucked away under all this cover, I still look fucking amazing. What am I supposed to do? Lie about it? In my own internal monologue?”
― Chuck Tingle, Fabulous Bodies

“A body is just a body, and my body happens to be one that people enjoy.”
― Chuck Tingle, Fabulous Bodies

“Who the fuck am I supposed to call? What public service could even begin to help me out of this mess? The police are already here. They're right outside, briskly stiffening as the rigor mortis sets in.”
― Chuck Tingle, Fabulous Bodies

“I'm just deeply annoyed that I might get blood and brain splattered across my shirt.”
― Chuck Tingle, Fabulous Bodies

“I've never actually witnessed a brutal death like this, never been up close to see the light leave someone's eyes.”
― Chuck Tingle, Fabulous Bodies