The Adventures of Zelda Quotes

“did.”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“Zelda vs. Jack Jack”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“Zelda vs. the Snowman”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“But I still have no idea why we have a giant pine tree in our living room!”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“wished”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“sprint”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“sleeping some more, playing, sneezing and snorting, barking at other dogs, and going for walks. I haven’t seen an empty food bowl yet, and I am free to roam the house. I can't remember the last time I was locked up in my crate! Instead, my family and I play with my angry bird, my owl, tennis balls, and any other toy I can find. When I am super excited,”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“struggled to eat my share of food. While the other pugs slept, I crept out of the cage to find scraps. Eating was the only reason I left my cage because the man of the house was terribly mean. He yelled often, so I stayed in the cage, scared of his reaction if I stepped in his way. Those first two years of my life were a blur, and every night I dreamed of a better life–”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“Hannah, Nate, Lucy, and Ben are my new family. Hannah”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“excitement”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“investigation”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“investigate”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“remnant”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“canopy of large oak and maple trees line both sides of the street, creating shade on the sidewalks at any time of the day.”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“There’s no way that Vacuum can hurt me because I destroyed her arm. I smile and let my tongue hang out. Vacuum can’t stop this stubborn, flat-faced, and wrinkly pug.”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“As I stand on my hind paws, I think of an idea. The plan depends on the up command. When Ben says up, I will follow his directions. Ben knows I can only stand on my back paws for a short time. When I stand, I will walk forward to Ben and the treat bowl. After he gives me the treat, I will fall forward, land right in front of the treat bowl, grab the open bowl with my mouth, and dash under the bed with it. It’s the perfect plan!”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“run forward and chase Vacuum. I give her my loudest, fiercest bark. Vacuum does not stop. I nip and bite at her, but she keeps going. I chase her around the living room. The three of us run laps until the deafening noise disappears. I stand frozen in the middle of the living room.”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“Yes, they do. That’s what makes them special. That and the smashed face,”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“dream”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“I spent my first two years in a small, crowded house with a woman, her four children, her boyfriend, and three other pugs. I was the smallest of the pugs, so I struggled to eat my share of food. While the other pugs slept, I crept out of the cage to find scraps. Eating was the only reason I left my cage because the man of the house was terribly mean. He yelled often, so I stayed in the cage, scared of his reaction if I stepped in his way.”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

“Snowman”
― Kristen Otte, The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale