Conflicted Love Quotes

“Did somebody forget to give you the ‘wrap it before you whack it’ talk? This is…this is big. What’re you thinking?” Mace asked.”
― Lola Stark, Conflicted Love

“I was going to be sweet. So damn sweet she'd get a toothache.”
― Lola Stark, Conflicted Love

“I felt like I needed to do something special for her to show my appreciation. It wasn't like Hallmark had a card that read 'Thanks for destroying your vag with my spawn.' So I had to come up with something else.”
― Lola Stark, Conflicted Love

“My heart sank. He really did think I didn't love him.”
― Lola Stark, Conflicted Love

“I didn't get jealous; that word shouldn't even be in my damn vocabulary, and it never had been before.”
― Lola Stark, Conflicted Love

“My mind was a constant tornado of thoughts, worries and confused-as-fuck feelings.”
― Lola Stark, Conflicted Love

“Damn, I wasn’t a woman and I wasn’t real stoked at the idea of my fun house turning into an escape hatch. I felt like I needed to do something special for her to show my appreciation. It wasn’t like Hallmark had a card that read ‘Thanks for destroying your vag with my spawn”
― Lola Stark, Conflicted Love

“She was about to have her lady junk stretched nine ways to Sunday.”
― Lola Stark, Conflicted Love

“I'm about ready to take an axe to this piece-of-shit crib.”
― Lola Stark, Conflicted Love

“Get it together asshole; You can do this.”
― Lola Stark, Conflicted Love

“She was talking about dresses, and flowers and crap; something I never thought she'd do, but that's the proof: love made you forget who you were.”
― Lola Stark, Conflicted Love

“Loving somebody changed people. It made them do stupid things. It made them change who they were and I'd seen it firsthand.”
― Lola Stark, Conflicted Love

“What was I supposed to do? Skip around in circles smiling and handing out candy canes while rainbows came out my ass?”
― Lola Stark, Conflicted Love

“My eyebrows drew together at the idea of a little girl. “My seed is strong, woman. It makes big healthy boys. With large penises.”
― Lola Stark, Conflicted Love