The Trouble With Tony Quotes

“When was your last physical?” Tony tried to joke. “Me? I’m Italian, I’m male, and I’m under fifty. I wouldn’t go to a doctor unless my eyeball was hanging out so far I could floss with it, or my piss was the color of pink lemonade, maybe even bloody mary mix.”
― Eli Easton, The Trouble With Tony

“Mark had failed to mention that Dr. Jack Halloran was attractive. Attractive, as in, oh my.”
― Eli Easton, The Trouble With Tony

“The clinic’s receptionist was a redhead with proportions so generous they bordered on philanthropic.”
― Eli Easton, The Trouble With Tony