The Monarch of the Glen Quotes

“My grandpa sells condoms to sailors,
He punctures the tips with a pin,
My grandma does back-street abortions,
My God how the money rolls in.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Monarch of the Glen

“It was the fight of man against monster, and it was as old as time: it was Theseus battling the Minotaur, it was Beowulf and Grendel, it was every hero who had ever stood between the firelight and the darkness and wiped the blood of something inhuman from from his sword.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Monarch of the Glen

“A flash of teeth in a hatchet-blade face.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Monarch of the Glen