The Brothers McKay Quotes

“Is there anybody down here who isn’t having an affair with this young woman?” He laughed. “I don’t think Alan is.” “Alan is a monk.” He smiled a sly grin. “Have you ever met Paetra Agirra?” “I’m afraid I haven’t had the pleasure.” Lacing his fingers together he leaned over the table, looking both ways before whispering, “In full disclosure, I think she could poke the pope if she had a mind to.”
― Craig Johnson, The Brothers McKay

“I’m telling you, no. We’re not going anywhere and the best thing to plug the wound is what made it, so sit back, relax, and concentrate on not bleeding.” “How do you do that?” “I don’t know, and I’ve had numerous opportunities.” I”
― Craig Johnson, The Brothers McKay

“Yep. You start getting nervous and decide to make a run for it out there in the open and that’s how you die. We’re in a good spot, one that affords us the best chance of survival, and the trick is just being patient.” “I’m not good at that.” I smiled at him. “Well, maybe you’ll get better.”
― Craig Johnson, The Brothers McKay

“It’s got Bluetooth and GPS.” I looked at her. “Did you just say that newfangled radio has blue teeth?”
― Craig Johnson, The Brothers McKay