Stoner & Spaz Quotes

“I always sit through the credits. I am always the last one out of any theater. I even make a point of being last. I stay in my seat until everyone else has shuffled past. Then I turn my back, too, on the comforting dark.”
― Ron Koertge, Stoner & Spaz

“In the movies, usually bad ones, when somebody goes on a date, there’s almost always a Changing Scene. Somebody in front of a mirror, clothes everywhere. Or popping out of a closet, each time in a different outfit.”
― Ron Koertge, Stoner & Spaz

“The next day is Saturday. Like that matters. Like every day isn’t just about identical for somebody like me.”
― Ron Koertge, Stoner & Spaz

“Since I’ve been pretty much treading water all day, the marquee of the Rialto Theatre looks like the prow of a ship coming to save me.”
― Ron Koertge, Stoner & Spaz