Advanced Banter Quotes

“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. TIGER WOODS”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. BERTRAND RUSSELL”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“Most men who rail against women are railing at one woman only.
RÉMY DE GOURMONT”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.
SAMUEL GOLDWYN”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
IRWIN CAREY”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“There is no limit to a woman’s intelligence provided she is not required to be coherent.
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“Every man is as Nature made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
OSCAR WILDE”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
ROBIN WILLIAMS”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
ALBERT EINSTEIN”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“I didn’t like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances – the curtains were up.
GROUCHO MARX”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
DAVE BARRY”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“The God of the Christians is a father who is a great deal more concerned about his apples than he is about his children.”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
BILL COSBY”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
MARK TWAIN”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“All anybody needs to know about prizes is that Mozart never won one. HENRY MITCHELL”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter

“Introducing ‘Lite’ – The new way to spell ‘Light’, but with 20 per cent fewer letters. JERRY SEINFELD”
― John Lloyd, QI: Advanced Banter