Braineater Jones Quotes

“Fine,” I said. “So our girl, the hero of our story—” “Heroine,” he said. “No, I haven’t got any,” I said.”
― Stephen Kozeniewski, Braineater Jones

“Mine’s Alcibé,” he said. “I didn’t ask for your life story!” I shouted and turned the head around so he was facing away from me.”
― Stephen Kozeniewski, Braineater Jones

“I flipped the mask down and raised my leg to kick in the door. “Stop!” Alcibé fairly yelled. “Perhaps a little stealth is in order? At least sneak in and get the drop on them.” I thought about it for a moment. “Nah.” I kicked in the door.”
― Stephen Kozeniewski, Braineater Jones

“I’m sorry, sir”—he sure made it sound like it pained him to call me “sir”—“but I can only let in residents and guests.” “That’s me,” I said. “I’m a guest. So I guess we’re all done down here.”
― Stephen Kozeniewski, Braineater Jones

“waiting for the breathers to leave. I felt betrayed. Someone clapped me on the back paternally. “It had to be done, Jones.” I didn’t know him. “Get fucked,” I replied.”
― Stephen Kozeniewski, Braineater Jones

“Okay, Mr. ‘Jones,’” he said. “You in Room 217.” He handed me the key. Something struck me as odd. The arithmetic just didn’t add up. “You got two hundred seventeen rooms in this joint?” I asked. “You stupid? Forty rooms. Two floors, twenty each.”
― Stephen Kozeniewski, Braineater Jones