Smash, Crash and Burn Quotes

“I was least attractive at age thirteen. Puberty ensnared me in its sebaceous, cysty grip. I was too skinny, my face hadn’t grown into my teeth and my hair resembled a Brillo pad. I outgrew Thirteen, but she lives on inside me like a succubus ever draining me of my joie de vivre. There is no way in fucking hell I’m a Suicide Blonde dancing for INXS on that list.”
― Shannon Bradley-Colleary, Smash, Crash and Burn: Tales From The Edge Of Celebrity