The Spite Date Quotes

“She’s in tight casual shorts and a pink vest top, with sunglasses on and her curly hair tied up in a messy bun, carrying a bag with a yoga mat sticking out, and I would very much like to kiss her. I cannot, however, as a goat butts between us before I can come any closer.”
― Pippa Grant, The Spite Date

“Lana clucks her tongue. “So you’re taking Bea Best to dinner on Saturday night so that you can get more information about her life to make a TV show about it.” “You make it sound so filthy.”
― Pippa Grant, The Spite Date

“I’m aware my shortcomings exist, and I’m very comfortable with forgiving myself for them.”
― Pippa Grant, The Spite Date

“barely have any inkling who you truly are beyond your name and a few anecdotes that have been shared with me—many unflattering, I’m afraid—so I have no idea why you would think your opinion of my life matters to me.”
― Pippa Grant, The Spite Date