Money Shot Quotes
Money Shot
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Eden Finley3,397 ratings, 4.00 average rating, 462 reviews
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“Does this mean I can—” I cut Alfie off before he can finish that sentence. “Touch him and fucking die.”
― Money Shot
― Money Shot
“Ugh. This. This is why I’m feeling shameful. Because KingdomHearts is a mere surrogate for what I truly want, and that’s Finn.”
― Money Shot
― Money Shot
“In a fit of panic, I check my username again and confirm that yes, it is still KingdomHearts and not Finn Healy has a Boner for Curtis who he just Met but has been Jerking Off to for a Year.”
― Money Shot
― Money Shot
“Is slow dancing allowed with friends?” “As long as it’s not happening while naked.” “Good to know the line. Does that mean we can have sex if we remain clothed?” My dick made me ask that question, I swear.”
― Money Shot
― Money Shot
“I’ve joined a gym for the first time in my life to try and make friends—underestimating how hard it would be to hold down a conversation while gasping for my life.”
― Money Shot
― Money Shot
