A Trip to the Hardware Store & Other Calamities Quotes

“For the two or three of you still unfamiliar with managed care, let me explain how it works: each appointment and test needs a separate referral from the primary doctor. These are given out only on the second day following the third night after a full moon. Also, you have to know the secret password. Got it?”
― Barbara Venkataraman, A Trip to the Hardware Store & Other Calamities