Gym Bros Quotes

“I mean—if we’re being honest, my friend here did give me head one time a few weeks ago, but he says it was platonic head.” “He?” I nod. “Platonic head?”
― August Jones, Gym Bros

“Oh, God. This is a date.” Priya snorts. “What did you think he was gonna do? Invite you to his place to hang out with him and his dog and a bottle of lube?”
― August Jones, Gym Bros

“Do you dance?” “No.” “What, never? Not even at home in your underwear while you’re waiting for the microwave?”
― August Jones, Gym Bros