Mommy Had a Little Flask Quotes

“Most women who struggle with their weight as I do hate to have their picture taken. It wouldn’t be so bad if there was physically a means of sucking in one’s neck, but as yet, I haven’t figured out how to do this.”
― A.K. Turner, Mommy Had a Little Flask

“Specifically, we longed for a hiatus from Dora and Diego, not simply because these animated little cousins insist on yelling everything that comes out of their mouths, but also because Dora and Diego had completely failed in teaching our children Spanish. They now think that maps can talk and believe monkeys wear boots, but their Spanish skills are still as limited as my own. I’d been hoping to cultivate little translators, but no such luck.”
― A.K. Turner, Mommy Had a Little Flask