Love & Other Killers Quotes

“I do find a tub of Tillamook Cookies & Cream ice cream, however, and snap a photo on my burner phone to send to Rowan. Ahh, memories. Do you think this was milked fresh? I can check the label if you want.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“Ta-da, motherfucker!”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“I didn’t ruin food this time! For once. But I might have ruined chickens. You’re welcome!”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“And we will. The Sticker Bitch Crew is in it to win it.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“The worst things in the world are always other people,”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“I thought you’d said you’d take a raccoon to the face for me. And I’m not even putting her in your face. It’s chest-level raccooning.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“With one last kiss, we fall asleep, two monsters wrapped in each other’s arms. Right where we’ve always belonged.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“my adorably murdery wife will suck the eyeball from your face with an industrial-size vacuum in your sleep if you won’t stick to the deal.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“Go back to your moonshine, dumpster goblin.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“He thinks I’m his prey. But he doesn’t realize that he’s the insect about to be trapped in my web. Because I’m a killer too.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“The worst things in the world are always other people, and I love hunting the kind of killer who disguises themselves in a myth.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“Fionn, the tallest of the three,”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“I love you, Blackbird.” I grip tighter to Rowan’s hand where it lays across my heart. “I love you, too, Butcher.” With one last kiss, we fall asleep, two monsters wrapped in each other’s arms. Right where we’ve always belonged.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“She blows a puff of air through the bangs of her dark, wavy bob and picks up her raccoon, Barbara, whose beady-eyed gaze bounces between us as though she’s just as eager to win this year’s game as we are.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“And you deserve it.” I smile. “What, to win?” “No.” He tightens his grip around my waist. Presses a kiss to my neck. “You deserve everything.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers

“Everybody’s gotta have a hobby, even if it is hunting the most wretched pieces of shit on the planet in a blood sport competition, and I intend to maintain my run as champion of the Annual August Showdown.”
― Brynne Weaver, Love & Other Killers