You Can Date Boys When You're Forty Quotes

“Regular adult Americans are no more capable of doing math than they are of photosynthesis.”
― Dave Barry, You Can Date Boys When You're Forty: Dave Barry on Parenting and Other Topics He Knows Very Little About

“Some of my close friends could easily be deceased; this would not have a serious effect on our relationship.”
― Dave Barry, You Can Date Boys When You're Forty: Dave Barry on Parenting and Other Topics He Knows Very Little About

“In the morning always in the morning the moment comes when you are shuffling, sleep-slowed down the dawn-dim hallway shuffling in your nightdress it comes so sudden so cold so suddenly cold when it comes the dog nose in your butt.”
― Dave Barry, You Can Date Boys When You're Forty: Dave Barry on Parenting and Other Topics He Knows Very Little About

“Soon the floor in front of us is littered with the corpses of unfinished songs.”
― Dave Barry, You Can Date Boys When You're Forty: Dave Barry on Parenting and Other Topics He Knows Very Little About