Bad Date Quotes

“turned up on the front lawn with a pair of night-vision goggles and a boner.”
― Ellery Lloyd, Bad Date

“You try sexting while you’re meant to be helping with GCSE history homework.”
― Ellery Lloyd, Bad Date

“zhuzh,”
― Ellery Lloyd, Bad Date

“She has always said that fame is the price she’s prepared to pay for doing what she loves, but her son doesn’t owe the world shit.”
― Ellery Lloyd, Bad Date

“Just as, all evening, I have been pretending not to know that it is Fay Roper who is sitting across the table from me.”
― Ellery Lloyd, Bad Date

“Fay: Hello and welcome to Ride or Die, with me, Fay Roper. Poppy: And me, Poppy Blake, Fay’s personal assistant and best friend forever . . .”
― Ellery Lloyd, Bad Date

“They’re never subtle, these guys. Not very bright either, most of them. Some even use their own names, or at least reuse the same fake name across accounts”
― Ellery Lloyd, Bad Date

“After all, I’m nothing like those guys I helped him get rid of.”
― Ellery Lloyd, Bad Date

“knowing he groomed her son and was responsible for all this mess.”
― Ellery Lloyd, Bad Date

“A no will always turn into a yes if you only persist—”
― Ellery Lloyd, Bad Date

“A no will always turn into a yes if you only persist—that’s what my mother always said.”
― Ellery Lloyd, Bad Date

“They really should teach kids more in school about online safety, make them aware that any old weirdo could be out there, talking to them.”
― Ellery Lloyd, Bad Date

“Anyway, as regular Ride or Die fans will know, this is the podcast where two basic besties talk about life, love, and our laughably terrible choices.”
― Ellery Lloyd, Bad Date

“I’ve always believed in love at first sight, but I’ve never actually experienced it until now. The only way to describe it is a serene certainty, your soul saying: There you are, at last.”
― Ellery Lloyd, Bad Date