Somebody to Love Quotes

“You can remember which one is which by thinking that stalactites cling tight to the ceiling, while stalagmites might rise up from the floor. Over time, the stalagmites and stalactites will meet and form a column, just like they did with old Cupid here.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“bonkathon.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“ZOEY WAS SO absorbed in her digging and the artifacts she was unearthing that she didn’t hear or see a thing until a pair of cowboy boots planted themselves in front of her. Uh-oh. Busted. Pulse thumping, she slowly raised her head, taking in the tips of those dusty boots to the frayed hem of faded Wranglers to the longhorn belt buckle that crowned his zipper—she stopped there a minute to admire the package—then moved on up to sinewy arms folded tightly over a chest so honed she could see the definition of muscles through his white cotton shirt.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“when he was a little kid he’d had trouble understanding why those poor children in China were more important to them than he was.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“found him in our bed with Mallory, wearing my favorite cowboy hat.” “Wait a minute, who was wearing your favorite cowboy hat, Mallory or the dude.” “The dude, but he was wearing it on his Johnson.” “Eww. Low class.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“Hurry and ketchup, tomato. I’ve missed this something fierce.” Me too. “It’s impossible to keep up with you.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“Hurry and ketchup, tomato.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“What scale do you rate them on?” “I don’t rate my lovers at all. Do you?” “You mean other than small, medium, and large?” she quipped.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“Better than never having loved at all. The real moral of the story is that you should take love when and where you can find it because none of us know how long we have left.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“Great love conquers all fear.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“Century plants bloom only once just before they die.” “So they go out in a flame of glory.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“Ooh conflict, the heart of any juicy story.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“Dude, chillax.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“Whiplash chatter. That was his Zoey.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“the dude who worked for his would-be father-in-law for seven years to marry the woman he loved and the guy pulled a bait and switch and made him marry the older, ugly daughter first and then he had to work for the guy for seven more years before he got to marry the one he really wanted.” “That’s a twisted version of the chain of events, but you mean Jacob.” “Yeah. That’s the one.” She shook her index finger at him. “You’ve got the patience of Jacob. I mean besides all that waiting, once he finally snagged Rachel he had to put up with two wives. Can you imagine that honey-do list? ‘Hey, Jake, you brought camel dung in on your sandals, clean up your mess.’ Or, ‘We’re having date cake for dinner, shimmy up that date palm and get us a bushel,’ or ‘I don’t care if you visited her tent last night, it’s my turn for a little pinch and tickle.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“Hey, watch what I can do with a cherry stem.” She finished the revolution, fished a maraschino cherry from her cherry martini, and popped it into her mouth. Her jaw worked for a quick minute, and then she proudly stuck out her tongue to show him the woody cherry stem tied into a neat knot. “Ta-da.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“Friendships take just as much TLC as romantic relationships.”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love

“wished”
― Lori Wilde, Somebody to Love