Steal My Heart Quotes

“No offense, but this is the strangest striptease I’ve ever seen. I don’t think you’re supposed to fold the clothes you take off.”
― Lisa Eugene, Steal My Heart

“If you don’t get off my lap right now, you’re going to be naked and riding me until this thing in my pants calms down!”
― Lisa Eugene, Steal My Heart

“This man was her captor, yet he freed her soul; he’d caused her agony, yet also delivered peace; every touch was euphoric pleasure, and still every word promised pain and heartbreak…”
― Lisa Eugene, Steal My Heart

“Gabe was generally aloof and stubbornly independent, but today she’d sensed the full force of that rare vulnerability she saw sometimes deep in his dark eyes.”
― Lisa Eugene, Steal My Heart

“Her entire life she’d struggled to lose the extra weight that enjoyed residing at five foot four Maggie Lawson. PO Box ASS, Zip code THIGHS. Seems it was its permanent address, and she’d come to accept the houseguests.”
― Lisa Eugene, Steal My Heart

“Once assured that the sheets were free of infestation, she’d curled up and drifted off soundly.”
― Lisa Eugene, Steal My Heart

“…she’d spent a great deal of time questioning the manager about the most efficacious ways of cleaning and sterilizing the device she’d reluctantly purchased. After being referred to the manufacturer, she’d finally gotten some answers, and had even made suggestions that he assured her would be added as an insert with the product.”
― Lisa Eugene, Steal My Heart

“Did you really stop breathing? Did you even need mouth to mouth?”
“No. But it was nice to get it.”
― Lisa Eugene, Steal My Heart

“And he hadn’t complained when she put placemats and handi-wipes on the table. He’d just regarded her in that funny way he always did, with his brows raised and his lips tilted, like he was mulling over a frustrating puzzle.”
― Lisa Eugene, Steal My Heart

“Now, she lay in a twisted heap of gray adhesive with her body wrapped around the chair.”
― Lisa Eugene, Steal My Heart

“Couldn’t you at least have put the darn seat down? I almost fell in and drowned!”
― Lisa Eugene, Steal My Heart

“Shirtless, he was prowling around in her bedroom, seeding pathogens in his wake!”
― Lisa Eugene, Steal My Heart

“Why do you look like you’ve been attacked by an angry mob of bacteria?”
“David, it was infinitely worse than that.” She issued a bombastic sigh and ignored his teasing.”
― Lisa Eugene, Steal My Heart