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Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures (Handcuffs and Happily Ever Afters, #1.5) Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures by Robyn Peterman
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“How about Al?” Sam suggested. “Perfect,” Dave grinned. “Um . . . Hi Poseidon, this is Al.” “Al who?” “Al Jacques Yuoff!” Dave snorted, desperately trying not to laugh as Hairy Sam rocked back and forth giggling. “Al Jacques Yuoff?” Poseidon boomed. “You’ll jack me off? Thanks you fat bastard!” Dave shrieked and hung up quickly.”
― Robyn Peterman, Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures
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― Robyn Peterman, Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures
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