X Marks The Stalker Quotes

“When I saw those men in your apartment,” he continues, “I realized I would burn this entire city to ash before letting them touch you again.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“Most people would call it stalking. I call it... selective admiration. Tomato, tomahto.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“Calloway. He’s all happy and flirty on the outside, but his eyes...” I trail off, unsure how to articulate what I sensed. “They don’t match the rest of him. Like looking at a cracked mirror.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“Welcome to improv murder, babe. Sometimes you gotta wing it.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“How deliciously dramatic,” Calloway says, clasping his hands together. “The stalker finds love. I’m living for this narrative arc.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“The simple statement hits with unexpected force. Xander Rhodes, the stalker, the meticulous planner, has sacrificed his precious protocols for me.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“Please don’t be dismembering someone in the bathtub,” I mutter, swinging my legs over the bed’s edge. “I’m not ready for that level of relationship commitment.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“I’m going to die,” I whimper, feeling another pinch. “This is how it ends for me. Death by ass attack.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“I grab the messenger bag and head for the door, then stop. Return to the kitchen. Pull out a container of cookies I stress-baked at 3 AM while overthinking the font choice for my note. Add them to the bag.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“This is how serial killers get caught,” I inform my reflection. “They deviate from established protocols because of...things.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“Different crimes require different candies. Bank fraud? Chocolate-covered espresso beans. Political corruption? Sour Patch Kids. But serial killers who arrange their victims like Renaissance paintings? That demands the nuclear option. Triple-sour gummy worms.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“Well, fuck me sideways with a murder weapon. This is an unexpected plot twist. And I hate unexpected plot twists.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“For the record, I feel deep inconvenience right now. A soul-crushing inconvenience. The kind that requires therapy, a complete biohazard suit, and a lifetime supply of pizza.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“If there’s a worse way to start your day than scraping intestines off your shoes, I’d love to hear it.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“Also, if someone breaks into your home and leaves you dinner, call the police, not a wedding planner.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker

“To the FBI watch list: sorry. It was for research. Really. I swear.”
― K.N. Wilder, X Marks The Stalker