My Ex-Best Men Quotes

“My hair was falling down from all of Will’s humping but through the strands I saw the moment Anthony saw me on the stage, bent over in front of a faceless stripper. The man I’d known as such a sweet and kind guy was nowhere to be found as he let out a battle roar and came stomping towards Will.”
― Rebel Bloom, My Ex-Best Men

“He leaned back again and then took my popcorn from me. “You’re going to choke and the only way I want to see you choke is if it’s on my cock.” Sophia turned from three rows in front of us. “We all heard that!”
― Rebel Bloom, My Ex-Best Men

“Waking up and finding her gone was unacceptable. First of all, I didn’t appreciate waking up in a bed alone with two other men.”
― Rebel Bloom, My Ex-Best Men

“Excuse me? I’m sorry but you both need to leave the lavatory and return to your seats.”
― Rebel Bloom, My Ex-Best Men