Old Judge Priest Quotes

“Young man,” he said, “it certainly looks to me like you’re climbin’ mighty fast in your chosen profession. All your clients ‘pear to have prominent cities named alter ‘em.”
― Irvin S. Cobb, Old Judge Priest

“In an unusually vociferous outburst of indignation at a meeting in the Independent Order of Odd Fellows’ hall at Settleville, Major Guest referred to it as “the fell blight of Maydewism.” When a physician discovers a new and especially malignant disease his school of practice compliments him by naming the malady after him; when a political leader develops a political system of his own, his opponents, although actuated by different motives, do the same thing, which may be taken as an absolute sign that the person in question has made some sincere enemies at least.”
― Irvin S. Cobb, Old Judge Priest