Sucks to Be Me Quotes

“Myth: Vampires don't exist
Truth: Dead wrong.”
― Kimberly Pauley, Sucks to Be Me: The All-True Confessions of Mina Hamilton, Teen Vampire (maybe)

“Myth: Vampires have huge stockpiles of gold and treasure.
Truth: If that were true, I'd be able to get my dad to actually buy me a car. ”
― Kimberly Pauley, Sucks to Be Me: The All-True Confessions of Mina Hamilton, Teen Vampire (maybe)

“Myth: Vampires sleep in coffins.
Truth: That's totally gross. It would take a total freak to want to sleep in a coffin.”
― Kimberly Pauley, Sucks to Be Me: The All-True Confessions of Mina Hamilton, Teen Vampire (maybe)