His Roommate's Pleasure Quotes

“Fuck, you’ve been to the sex store.”

“Sure have.” Josh held up a plastic bag. “Man, that was fun. And by fun, I mean seriously fucking creepy...”
― Lana McGregor, His Roommate's Pleasure

“This wasn’t—I wasn’t.” He was burning red with embarrassment, trying to get his pants up and grab his memory stick and hide the fact he’d been about to jerk off.”

“What were you doing? Are you—to my porn?” Josh looked a bit dazed.

“I was submitting my paper. And I—”

“You tripped and fell into my porn folder?”
― Lana McGregor, His Roommate's Pleasure