Electrical Hazard Quotes

“As I am new to teaching this course, University policy is that we are to use this time to get to know each other better.  I realize that this is an incredible waste of all of our times and tuition money, is utterly tedious, and accomplishes nothing, but that is the rule.”  She started handing out more paperwork.  “Break into small groups and try to answer as many of the inane and entirely nonsensical questions as you can, before you stop caring about the assignment and learn to hate the others in your group.  Once you have spent five consecutive minutes discussing how it is impossible for the members of your group to discuss anything for five minutes-- as you obviously have nothing in common and are all equally boring-- the assignment will be complete, and you can promptly forget all of the names and information you have learned about your classmates, and go home.  Please hand in your papers to me on your way out, so that I can discard them without bothering to read what you wrote, as I do not care.”
― Elizabeth Gannon, Electrical Hazard

“Still invulnerable,' He calmly reminded the guy, as if updating his Facebook status.”
― Elizabeth Gannon, Electrical Hazard

“The day itself was the enemy; it didn’t want Sydney to see the end of it.  It didn’t want him to win.  So each day was a new adversary which he had to defeat, and he woke every morning dedicated to staring that bastard down and seeing which of them would blink first.”
― Elizabeth Gannon, Electrical Hazard

“Friendship is not magic; MAGIC is magic.  Friendship is simply a distraction.”  Multifarious nodded.  “Yeah, but ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is for Pussies’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it?”
― Elizabeth Gannon, Electrical Hazard

“Seems my whole life someone’s been trying to kill me.  Sometimes I’m in the right.  Sometimes the other guy is.  But no matter what the reasons are, no matter how simple or grandiose, right or wrong, it always comes down to one thing: trying to kill each other.  I try to kill him before he can kill me.  And once the dying starts, it just doesn’t matter which of us was right anymore.  Survival has no morality.”
― Elizabeth Gannon, Electrical Hazard

“She looked out over the class and placed her books down on the podium at the front of the room.  “I am afraid that Professor Logan will not be able to teach this course.  I regret to inform you that he has come down with a severe case of being dead.”  She readjusted her glasses.  “According to police, he committed suicide by,” she glanced down at the report in her hand, “drowning himself in a tub of nacho cheese in the campus cafeteria.” “Tragic.”  Poacher said sadly and ate another one of his nachos.  “That poor man.”
― Elizabeth Gannon, Electrical Hazard

“…Three: I don't care if she's chasing after you with a tranquilizer gun and chloroform, intent on capturing you with a fanatical zeal not seen outside the pages of Les Miserables, if you endanger her, I will destroy you. I have done it before, and I will gladly do so again.”
― Elizabeth Gannon, Electrical Hazard