Collie Quotes

“A fat dildo in my pussy and blue-collar cock in my ass on a Friday night wasn’t exactly how I envisioned leaving this earth”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“But why a lightning bolt?” She takes no time to think it through. “Because it represents you. You may restore power to hundreds and thousands of people in this world”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“Anytime someone in our family is about to travel anywhere longer than a few days”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“I never knew something as simple as cow print could matter to both of us the same way pickleback shots do.”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“Easton Voss will go down as the best I ever had. The best stranger. Best friend. Best lover. Best listener. Best adventure partner. All the things.”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“Dirty nookie and communication,” Easton”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“I’ll find you where the mountains of Salt Hollow meet the ocean of Timber Heights. Remember?”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“We bloom where we’re planted,” I whisper to him softly. “And we both have some neglected watering to do.” Lifting”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“Why do the good ones always die first? Why can’t it be the molesters? The child abusers? The rapists and the true criminals? They are the ones who deserve that kind of penance.”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“love her well and have dirty nookie for the rest of your lives together.”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“Pretty sure it’s rock bottom”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“Collie. Thank you. Thank you for being the most unexpected surprise. I’ve been nothing but impulsive”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“I always wanted to dance on a bar top like the coyote girls. Serve alcohol straight to a customer’s mouth through the dispenser. Make bets on the next song to play from the jukebox. Do anything to feel alive. The coyote girls always looked alive and free.”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“About the butter. It makes everything better. Simple as that.”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“Easton is not that guy. Especially not now. The guy might as well have ‘damaged goods’ written across his forehead. The tux and woman’s boarding pass serve as a dead giveaway.”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“I’m not sure what I expected him to look like in regular clothes and not a dismantled tux. But it definitely wasn’t a blue-collar dessert. Tastefully wrapped in formfitting Wrangler jeans with worn fading throughout”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“Collie”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“Living a life you never wanted feels a lot like imprisoning yourself.”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“unspeakable beauty surrounds us. It’s almost as if we were transported to another dimension.”
― Indy Valentine, Collie

“To the mean girl in high school who told me I looked like a man. Oh”
― Indy Valentine, Collie