How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big Quotes

“Fitness is a simple thing made absurdly complicated by market forces.”
― Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life

“My worldview is that all success is luck if you track it back to its source.”
― Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life

“...grabbing failure by the throat and squeezing it until it coughs up a hairball of success.”
― Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life

“If you ask a billionaire the secret of his success, he might say it is passion, because that sounds like a sexy answer that is suitably humble. But after a few drinks I think he’d say his success was a combination of desire, luck, hard work, determination, brains, and appetite for risk. So forget about passion when you’re planning your path to success.”
― Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life

“My experience, as odd as it sounds, is that I can change my food preferences by thinking of my body as a programmable robot as opposed to a fleshy bag full of magic.”
― Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life

“Public speaking Psychology Business writing Accounting Design (the basics) Conversation Overcoming shyness Second language Golf Proper grammar Persuasion Technology (hobby level) Proper voice technique”
― Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life

“Happiness is the only useful goal in life. Unless you are a sociopath, your own happiness will depend on being good to others. And happiness tends to happen naturally whenever you have good health, resources, and a flexible schedule.”
― Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life

“Good health is a baseline requirement for success.”
― Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life

“Do you know what the unemployment rate is for engineers? It is nearly zero. Do you know how many engineers like their jobs? Most of them do, despite what you read in Dilbert comics. And the ones who are unhappy with work can change jobs fairly easily. Generally speaking, the people who have the right kind of education have almost no risk of unemployment.”
― Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life

“long seen failure as a tool, not an outcome.”
― Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life