(Mis)fortune Quotes

“Two to one. Better for your health to move along," David said using a tone that usually meant punishment. Lockdown for me. And for my brothers, a cuff upside the head and then a lockdown.

The man behind me have a low chuckle. "I'm not too worried about it.”
― Melissa Haag, (Mis)fortune

“from our dinner guests.  I almost blanched just thinking the word guest.”
― Melissa Haag, [Mis]fortune