Thirty-Two Going on Spinster Quotes

“Excuses are like backsides. Everybody’s got one, and they all stink.”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“They bamboozled me.”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“Spinster Recipe   1 Pair of Cellulite Thighs 1 None-Social Life 1 Very Bad Sense of Style 1 Single-Wide Trailer (or Parents’ Basement) 1 Cat (or more, according to taste) 1 Lack of Motivation               Directions: Mix together and then cry yourself to sleep.”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“I seriously should find myself a new doctor, one who sugar-coats everything. I could use more sugar-coating in my life right now.”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“You might be throwing somethin’ away that could be good because you can’t see past the bad.”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“Hurt. Betrayal. Loss. Dove Chocolate. These are the things I’m experiencing right now.”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“My heart does a little flutter when I hear his name, which is so rude of my heart because clearly, I hate Jared.”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

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― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

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― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

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― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“outside”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“marketing”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“has”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“the”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“with”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“family.”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“frosting: two sticks of pure butter—the salted kind, four cups of powdered sugar, one tablespoon of my homemade vanilla, and a touch of cream to thin it out. It’s amazing.”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“frugally.”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“I used to have dreams. I used to have hopes. But now I've settled into my little world, and I don't have much to dream about anymore.”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“CHAPTER”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“I would say this is the most romantic night of my life ever if I didn’t already know it was not meant to be romantic on his part, and if I wasn’t a future spinster. I will have to recreate this with my cat.”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“sort of remember having a roommate in college that tried to get me to jog with her. Obviously it did not have a lasting impression on me.”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster

“It’s been”
― Becky Monson, Thirty-Two Going on Spinster