Save a Horse, Ride a Cow Man Quotes

“Holding completely still, I watch in utter confusion as he nuzzles his beak against my hair a few times and then settles down in my lap.”
― Emily Antoinette, Save a Horse, Ride a Cow Man

“There’s a few seconds of triumph where he doesn’t make a sound, but then I swear he meets my eye right as he lets out the loudest crow yet. RR EH ERR EH ERRRRR “You little jerk!”
― Emily Antoinette, Save a Horse, Ride a Cow Man