Tea Sandwiches and Hardcore Pornography Quotes

“I want a refund. I just drank three litres of your balsamic vinegar and now I feel dreadful. Why does your label not say ‘DO NOT DRINK THREE LITRES OF THIS’?”
― Trevor Mcinsley, Tea Sandwiches and Hardcore Pornography

“I need to schedule a repair on my Dyson vacuum cleaner. I used it to remove the mice from under my floorboards and now it doesn’t work properly. Are rodent related damages covered under the warranty?”
― Trevor Mcinsley, Tea Sandwiches and Hardcore Pornography