Someone Like You Quotes

“Come on Nerd Girl, tonight I educate on the delights of binge-drinking, flirting and drunken dancing.”
― Joanne McClean, Someone Like You

“Whatever.” Priestly mutters. “Maybe if you got your head out of those books and paid more attention to guys, you wouldn’t have to try so hard to get a date!”
I shoot him daggers. “Well, maybe if you got your head out of your ass and paid more attention to what girls really want, then maybe they’d remember your name!”
― J.C. McClean, Someone Like You

“He throws me a wide grin. “Ooh, calmed down then, have we? I must say, your death threats are quite refreshing – they’re a nice little step up from telling me to get my head out of my ass.”
I shoot him daggers. “Bite me.”
“Wow, I had no idea you were into that shit.” he quips with a wicked grin.
“And I had no idea that you could reach a new level of asshole.”
― J.C. McClean, Someone Like You

“First off, what the hell kind of name is that?
Wow, her parents were pretentious naming their daughter Temperance!
What the actual fuck?”
― J.C. McClean, Someone Like You

“Ah, shit. She’s been crying. This is not good.
I swear to God, a girl crying is fucking blackmail. It just makes you feel so damn guilty – no matter if you’ve done anything wrong or not – and have the bizarre urge to make her feel better.”
― J.C. McClean, Someone Like You

“Oof! That’s what a guy gets for being chivalrous?” he says, pretending to look wounded but then grins wickedly. “Unless this is the start of my punishment – in which case, I think we should come up with some safe words before this gets completely out of hand.”
I punch his shoulder. “No, that’s what you get for being a moron. What you could’ve got for being chivalrous … well, now you’ll never know.” I tell him with a wry laugh.”
― Joanne McClean, Someone Like You

“Fuck. I know we’re both pretty liquored up but neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.”
― Joanne McClean, Someone Like You

“Yeah, well there’s also a word for someone like you … womaniser.”
― Joanne McClean, Someone Like You

“You know there’s a word for someone like you … naïve.”
― Joanne McClean, Someone Like You

“Darlin’, I’ve heard all about fifty shades of grey but I never knew there were fifty shades of denim!”
― Joanne McClean, Someone Like You

“I find him cracking open a beer in the kitchen.
Jeez, doesn’t the guy know the dangers of alcohol poisoning?”
― Joanne McClean, Someone Like You