Scarlett and the Fake Boyfriend Quotes

“It was supposed to be me,” he whispered. “Supposed to be you for what?”
― Ivy Smoak, Scarlett and the Fake Boyfriend

“Ow,” he said when I landed hard against him. “You were the one that pulled me down,” I said with a laugh. “I don’t think so. I think you wanted to be on top of me.” I rolled my eyes.”
― Ivy Smoak, Scarlett and the Fake Boyfriend

“Hm. Okay. If I pay you 20 dollars for a Parker original, will you not draw on Axel’s wall? And not tell him about any of this? And give us the password?” “Deal.” Parker stuck out her hand. Sophie shook it. “So what’s the password?” “It’s Scarlett’s birthday.” Wait, really? I looked at Sophie.”
― Ivy Smoak, Scarlett and the Fake Boyfriend

“Aw, look.” She pointed to an old picture of Axel and me pinned to his bulletin board. I smiled. It was of us playing Pretty Pretty Princess. Axel was decked out in a necklace and rings laughing his head off. He was always so sweet to play with me.”
― Ivy Smoak, Scarlett and the Fake Boyfriend

“What does intimate mean?” Parker asked. I jumped. “It’s um...it means high fiving someone.” “Oh. I was intimate with a lot of my friends yesterday at school.”
― Ivy Smoak, Scarlett and the Fake Boyfriend

“No,” Parker said. “But he does text an awful lot. And I think he’s been sneaking out at night.” Sophie and I turned to each other. We both knew where Axel had been sneaking. But it was probably best not to tell Parker. It didn’t seem like she was great at keeping secrets.”
― Ivy Smoak, Scarlett and the Fake Boyfriend

“Can I talk to her?” Parker asked. “Sure.” I handed her my phone. “Sophie, can you come over? We’re going to draw on Axel’s walls because he’s kissing George.”
― Ivy Smoak, Scarlett and the Fake Boyfriend

“Jacob was doing this as a friend.”
― Ivy Smoak, Scarlett and the Fake Boyfriend

“I have a better idea,” he texted. And then the lights in the bathroom turned off.”
― Ivy Smoak, Scarlett and the Fake Boyfriend

“I think I might be in love with you.”
― Ivy Smoak, Scarlett and the Fake Boyfriend

“Night, love you.” No. What did I just say?! It was like I could feel Axel’s gaze piercing through the back of my head. Why had I just said that? I was used to my mom and dad telling me goodnight when I was in bed. Not Axel. Screw me. “I love you too, Scarlett.”
― Ivy Smoak, Scarlett and the Fake Boyfriend

“Trust me,” Jacob said. “I wouldn’t be pulling her into dark closets to hook up with her. I’d be kissing her in the hallways of Empire High. In public. Showing her that I loved her out loud. The way she deserves.”
― Ivy Smoak, Scarlett and the Fake Boyfriend