Ghosts of Royston Quotes

“You either are or you aren’t.  Unlike most matters in life, there is no grey area.  If you want to become a Scotch man so you may enjoy the accompanying status, enlarged balls, and thicker chest hair shared by Scotch men, you must simply put your head down and push through as many bottles necessary to acquire the taste. ”
― Eric G. Dove, Ghosts of Royston