Last Rites Quotes

“But life’s never that easy, is it? Even the calmest, bluest ocean has a turd bobbing around in it somewhere. And there was a massive one headed right for me.”
― Ozzy Osbourne, Last Rites

“What I couldn’t wrap my head around was why people were panic-buying toilet paper, not food. ‘Do they think we’re being attacked by an army of arseholes?”
― Ozzy Osbourne, Last Rites

“People are people. Life’s messy. And the longer you live, the messier it gets.”
― Ozzy Osbourne, Last Rites

“people should do what they’ve gotta do, man. And more important than that, they should make sure to have some fun while they’re at it – ’cos you never know when or how your ride’s gonna end.”
― Ozzy Osbourne, Last Rites

“Honestly, I’d have gone to the opening of a fucking envelope just for the change of scenery.”
― Ozzy Osbourne, Last Rites

“Meanwhile, whenever Lemmy had a hangover – which was rare for him, ’cos his tolerance was off the charts – he’d say he’d had a ‘heavy night on the chemistry set’.”
― Ozzy Osbourne, Last Rites

“I’ve got socks down the back of the sofa that are older than him.”
― Ozzy Osbourne, Last Rites

“The doc gave me a look like he wanted to punch a hole in the wall.”
― Ozzy Osbourne, Last Rites