Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader Quotes

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” —Marilyn Monroe”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

“The world’s oldest person, Jeanne Calment of France, lived to be 122 years old. Until she was 119, she ate nearly two pounds of chocolate every week. (Results not typical.)”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

“First digital-only full-length album release. In 1999, four years before the launch of iTunes, the quirky rock band They Might Be Giants released Long Tall Weekend via the music-download service eMusic. While a handful of promotional copies were pressed on CD for the music press, downloading the album was the only way to get it—a first. The first album released in digital and on CD simultaneously was Mezzanine by the electronic music act Massive Attack in April 1998.”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

“First digital-only full-length album release. In 1999, four years before the launch of iTunes, the quirky rock band They Might Be Giants released Long Tall Weekend via the music-download service eMusic. Though it was later released on CD, at the time, downloading the album was the only way to get it. The first album released in digital and CD formats simultaneously was Mezzanine by the electronic music act Massive Attack.”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

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― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

“If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude.” —Amy Tan “Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be.” —Grandma Moses “Nothing is impossible; the word itself says, ‘I’m possible.’” —Audrey Hepburn”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” —Zig Ziglar”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

“Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.” —The Dalai Lama”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” —Walt Disney “Do what you can, where you are, with what you have.” —Teddy Roosevelt “There are no regrets in life. Just lessons.” —Jennifer Aniston”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

“A distraught man goes to his doctor and says, “Doc, there’s a piece of lettuce sticking out of my butt!” The doctor asks him to drop his pants and examines him. The man asks, “Doc, is it serious?!” The doctor replies, “Sorry to tell you this, but it’s just the tip of the iceberg.”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

“Computers have made it really easy to rant. It’s made everyone overly opinionated.” —Scott Weiland”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

“In ancient India, the Sanskrit word for a piece of crystallized sugar was khanda, which was later Anglicized to candy.”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

“THE KOOL-AID MAN. Originally called the Pitcher Man, he was created in 1954 by ad man Marvin Plotts, who got the idea when his son drew a smiley face in a frosted window. (Oh yeah!)”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

“They say they can make fuel from horse manure. Now I don’t know if your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it’s sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.” —Billie Holliday”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader

“If I walk out of ‘the John’ still reading ‘the John,’ does that make me weird or is that normal???” —Lisandro G.”
― Bathroom Readers' Institute, Uncle John's Perpetually Pleasing Bathroom Reader