Goblin Gigs Quotes

“Quest Available: End the Goblin Dick Curse Do you accept? YES NO “Do you —” I interrupted Heather. “Don’t say anything, don’t think anything.” I concentrated my focus on the button, not wanting whatever the fuck it was to misinterpret my intent. “Fuck. No,” I said clearly.”
― Daniel Kensington, Goblin Gigs

“Fine.” She pointed back into the depths of the house. “Go produce me a peppermint raccoon and I’ll believe you.”
― Daniel Kensington, Goblin Gigs